January 18, 2011

Headlines that Make you Look Twice

Being a journalist, I know how hard writing a headline can be, given font size, space restrictions etc.

And while maybe these are not true, if they are, then those editors need to read what they write a little more carefully. But they're good for a laugh anyway. Enjoy!


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?

----------------------------------------------------------
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!

----------------------------------------------------------
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!

----------------------------------------------------------
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

------------------------------------------------------
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!

----------------------------------------------------------
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!

----------------------------------------------------------
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!

----------------------------------------------------------
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!

----------------------------------------------------------
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!

----------------------------------------------------------
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

----------------------------------------------------------
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!

----------------------------------------------
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!

-----------------------------------------------
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!

---------------- ---------------------------------
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?

****************************************
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

***************************************************
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Wow, how tall?

*******************************************
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Huh?
***************************************************
Blog Widget by LinkWithin